February 2012
So Gabrielle and I just probably had the best sex ever.
Wow.
fxckd:
feeling as unwanted as the stocks app on iphones
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I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
saddeer:
people who rake their fork on their teeth after taking a bite of food
niggapus:
remember how ugly timmy turner was when he was in jimmy neutron’s universe
cripplechoir:
we got tangy spongy sauce
or mild bobby sauce for the not-so-daring
gabrielle and i just planned out lives out together.
every little thing is gonna be alrightttttt
dapperhomo:
she want thatÂ
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